I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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