So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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