But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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