The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
There r osticjed everywhere
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
wow bdsm is so cute
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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