2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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