halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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