Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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