goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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