Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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