This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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