Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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