Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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