Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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