I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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