Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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