Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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