Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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