After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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