it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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