he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Randomize
