im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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