Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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