Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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