You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he fucked my hip out of place.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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