it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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