Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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