READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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