with your own penis?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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