I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
