guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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