you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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