can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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