Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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