OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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