I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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