i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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