let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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