I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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