We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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