i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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