it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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