My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Randomize
