Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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