u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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