Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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