The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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