I think I died a long time ago.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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