i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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