I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
pop tarts are not kleenex
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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