it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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