the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
tell me about the eggs
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