look no pants
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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