But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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